Saturday 7 September 2013

Sixpenny Handley (Tour) – 11.8.13


RUASCC 206-6 (40 overs)
Ward 56, Eagle 29

Sixpenny Handley 100-9 (all out, 27.3 overs)
Stewart 3-14, Withers 3-19

RUASCC won by 106 runs

The second match of the tour, and by now the resentment had started to set in.  We’d been stuck with each other for three days, we’d been staying in a filthy hotel with inexplicable evening “entertainment” and at least one member of the team had been guided into a local bush after an evening in Vodka Revolution.  We’d had a pizza together, we’d had a curry together, we’d had a few drinks together… at this precise moment, 2pm on Sunday afternoon, we didn’t want to see any of our teammates ever again, let alone play cricket with them.

With no game on the Saturday we were free to pursue other activities.  Baker, Main and Withers set off for yet another coastal walk and several others went for a round of golf before we all convened in the Walkabout to watch Chris Rodgers and Shane Watson rescue another perilous situation for the Australians in Durham.  Kenny Stewart lost his glasses then went out to buy a new shirt, ending up with the kind of shirt you could only buy if you’ve lost your glasses.

So to finish the tour we just had to pass one more test: the fixture against Sixpenny Handley, another wonderful purpose-built facility with cricket pitch, tennis courts and recreation hall.  Skipper Eagle lost the toss and we were asked to bat first in a 40-over game.

Scoring didn’t come naturally on an unpredictable wicket and Ward accumulated only in singles while Eagle, naturally, accumulated only in edges down to third man.  Having put on 60 Eagle was the first to go when he was run out.  Zia repeated his score from the previous game (hitting one six and one four to make a quick ten) before being trapped LBW by one of several that kept very low.

In a playful shake-up of the batting order Richard Tranter was next in and he made a handy 19 in his long-running chase to reach 5,000 club runs.  Meanwhile Ward eventually started finding the boundary despite having to face a bowler who sent the ball 22 yards high but barely 18 across.  On a number of occasions Wardy found himself beaten by the absurd flight and yet still able to comfortably regain his ground before the ball passed the stumps.

Nevertheless our opening batsman passed fifty for the second time on tour and then decided it was time to give others a go and got himself bowled.  Stewart (11) and Weeks (14) did their bit in the middle order but runs only really started to flow when Malde and Baker, who had been itching to get out to the middle, added 39 in the last four overs to take us past 200.

From the looks on the faces of the home side at tea we suspected we might have scored enough, but when ten runs came from the first two overs we had momentary cause to question our optimism.  Not for long though: wickets in each of the next three overs (two for Withers, one for Zia) made headway into the top order, and a flurry of boundaries from Nodder ended when a full toss from Carpenter was miscued to the bucket hands of Bruce Main at mid-off.

Main’s bowling proved too hot to handle as his five overs went for a mere three runs, while Withers was removed from the attack having taken 2-5, which gave Ken Stewart the chance to run through the lower order taking an impressive 3-14.

With only one wicket remaining the home side did at least reach 100 before death bowler Mike Ward came on to take the final wicket of tour.  A just reward and a fitting end for our undoubted Player of the Series.

Those tour stats in full:

Games Played: 2
Games Won: 2
Highest Run Scorer: Ward (106)
Highest Wicket Taker: Stewart (4)
Most Catches: Eagle, Baker, Main and Ward (1 each)
Mildest Curry: Withers (pasanda)
Purplest Shirt: Stewart (hideous)
Loudest Snorer: Main (troubled)

Until next year then, I’m sick of the lot of you.

RUASCC Highlight:  Tremendous diving catch by wicketkeeper Baker to dismiss Patel after the ball had brushed a glove and looped up in front of square.

RUASCC Man of the Match:  It’s Ward again!

RUASCC Team:  Ward, Eagle (capt), Zia, Tranter, Stewart, Weeks, Baker (wkt), Malde, Carpenter, Main, Withers

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