Thursday 24 July 2014

Hurst (A) – 20.7.14


Hurst 198-5 dec.
Ashman 1-27, D. Singh 1-32, Waqar 1-33

RUASCC 192-8
Eagle 47, Waqar 30, D. Singh 23

Match Drawn

In the week leading up to the Hurst game, through long nights disturbed by thunder and sweaty heat, I confess that in rare moments of fitful slumber I had some very interesting dreams about my favourite scorebox.

One night I somehow took the whole scorebox home with me and used it to keep track of various television programmes, the quality of my wife's cooking and in particular each delivery by the postman.  In another I simply gave up playing cricket to become Hurst's full-time scorer, which on Sunday's evidence might not be such a bad career move.  I won't go into detail about the other dreams, most of which are simply too intense for a family cricket blog, but on one occasion I woke up clicking the bedside lamp on and off repeatedly in the mistaken belief that I was acknowledging an umpire's signal.

As it happened I did get to spend a very enjoyable couple of hours with my scorebox, largely uninterrupted, watching my RUASCC teammates put together a rather disjointed but at times thrilling attempt to chase down almost 200.  Later, once I’d emerged drained but smiling, I joined the post-match analysis during which it was widely agreed that the blame for not winning the match could be laid squarely at the door of our captain Dr Eagle.

Alas I didn’t take down notes of the discussion but as I recall these were the main points:

    *  He lost the toss and we were asked to field first on a roasting hot day.  Had he won the toss he would of course have chosen to field first on a roasting hot day.
    *  He dropped a catch at short extra cover and in doing so suffered a painful merger between cricket ball and knee.  He spent the next few overs sitting by the boundary with an ice pack while the Hurst batsmen picked holes in our (slightly) depleted field.
    *  His 47 runs were compiled too slowly and he should have got out sooner to allow faster-scoring batsmen to take up the chase.  In the skipper’s defence I argued that Eagle gets out quickly almost every other week and it doesn’t usually seem to help us.
    *  He deliberately chipped one to point on 47 to avoid buying a jug.  OK we still might not have won but at least there would have been a jug.

I’m sure there were lots of other things too.

Other notable highlights included the safe return of Dr Ashman from his trip to Brazil, a brilliant counter-attack by Waqar who hit 30 late in the game, and a massive car crash just outside the ground that stopped play for 10 minutes.  Fortunately it seemed no one was badly hurt but it was deemed serious enough to warrant an ambulance, a fire engine and seven police cars to close part of the road.

Earlier in the day Withers sent down another 14 largely unsuccessful overs (his only wicket coming from a low full toss) to take his season’s total to 96 overs in 9 games yielding a mere 18 wickets.  I’m reasonably confident in saying that no one in the RUASCC team puts in quite so much effort for such meagre results.

RUASCC Highlight:  Eagle getting smacked on the knee.

RUASCC Man of the Match:  Waqar, for once it was his batting rather than bowling that stood out, but it seems incredible to me that he even survived such a punishing day in the third week of fasting.

RUASCC Team:  Ward (wkt), Eagle (capt), Dersh, Dip, Karthee, D. Singh, Waqar, New, Tranter, Ashman, Withers